"what’s the employee discount"

Luke Hemmings while trying to buy 50 copies of his own album (via lizhemmingsofficial)

(Source: jandjob, via lukes-sextoy)

plaidmikey:

today in math it was all silent and then I just heard this boy frustratingly yell at his friend “YOU DONT KNOW WHO 5SOS ARE?”

(via lukes-sextoy)

wasted opportunity

  • customer: do you know where i could find any microwaves?
  • michael: well you came to the right guy! my alter ego is mike-ro-wave and i-
  • calum: [walks by] MY MICROWAVE [drops 15 wii games]